The State Fair!!!!! Yeah!!!

Went to the State Fair last night on a gorgeous summer evening and had a few musings as the corn dogs and egg rolls on a stick went down:


* Are Raiders jerseys required attire?

* If you are under the age of 18, must you make out with your first ever girlfriend in public the entire time?

* Why are people paying to see Weird Al Yankovic?

* Is a State Fair corn dog and a beer not completely awesome?

* Why do I always pay two bucks to see the giant cow?

* Why do I think the giant cow is freaking amazing?

* How many idiots bought a spa, some cookware, or an amazing metal cleaner for over twenty bucks tonight?

* Am I ever going to make that hoop shot for a freaking prize?

* Why do I have more teeth and look less chemical dependant than most others here?

* Am I the only one that loves the individual County exhibits?

* How many pedophiles will be at the Friday Vanessa Hudgens show?

* Check that...How many leering fathers will be there with their daughters at the Friday Vanessa Hudgens show?

Not bad for a Monday night.....next year will have to bring the twins to their first one.

See you next post...

-The Cap'n