Went to the State Fair last night on a gorgeous summer evening and had a few musings as the corn dogs and egg rolls on a stick went down:
* Are Raiders jerseys required attire?
* If you are under the age of 18, must you make out with your first ever girlfriend in public the entire time?
* Why are people paying to see Weird Al Yankovic?
* Is a State Fair corn dog and a beer not completely awesome?
* Why do I always pay two bucks to see the giant cow?
* Why do I think the giant cow is freaking amazing?
* How many idiots bought a spa, some cookware, or an amazing metal cleaner for over twenty bucks tonight?
* Am I ever going to make that hoop shot for a freaking prize?
* Why do I have more teeth and look less chemical dependant than most others here?
* Am I the only one that loves the individual County exhibits?
* How many pedophiles will be at the Friday Vanessa Hudgens show?
* Check that...How many leering fathers will be there with their daughters at the Friday Vanessa Hudgens show?
Not bad for a Monday night.....next year will have to bring the twins to their first one.
See you next post...
-The Cap'n
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People are paying to see Weird Al because he's an awesome performer backed by an excellent band who puts on a totally professional, really hilarious show. And if given the choice between close-up seats you pay for and faraway seats that are free, close-up is better because Al's facial expressions are part of the fun. ~OE
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